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Billy King: Rites Again
Hello there and welcome to the
affray [affront is more like it – Ed] once again where we pick a topic, any
topic, go off on a tangent and try to bore the pants off you [you’re
succeeding extremely well – Ed] [I was being facetious – Billy] [Facetious
yes, funny no – Ed]. I start off this time with a story from long, long ago,
it was a dark and stormy night, and the captain said to his mate, “Bill, cut
off your hand….” You’ve got to hand it to them
It was a journey through Tyrone that
got me thinking on this one. While the Rid Han’ o’ Ulcer is usually thought
of as a loyalist symbol (Red Hand Commandos and all that) it was interesting to
see it so prominently displayed in the county which for the first time won the
All Ireland (Gaelic) Football Final and its Protestant Republican cup (the Sam
Maguire – well, he was a Protestant Republican, the cup I can’t vouch for).
The Red Hand is of course part of the Tyrone flag. Nice to see the alternating
red and white road markings in Tyrone too – alternate white lines had been
painted red to give the county’s colours of white and red. But what of the Red Hand? Tabhair
dom do lámh – what is it really about? Where does it originate? Well,
eschewing facts for fiction I of course checked it out on the Hinterlandnet. In
fact I think the internet should get an award for promoting critical faculties.
Because the truth may be Out There but there is also the possibility that the
‘facts’ you’re reading on the Enternit are actually extremely polemical
fictions [yes, indeed you must have been reading your own column – Ed] or may
be accurate but the site itself belongs to some extremist organisation (say the
CIA, CIE or, yes, the Red Hand Commandeers). All dangers that you are up against
and need to be wary of. So what did I find? Well, according
to the commonest theory of the origin of the species of Rid Han, the archetypal
one, it really is an extremely appropriate symbol for Norn Iron in this day and
age; bloodthirsty and acquisitive. You know the story – these geezers making
towards land in a boat (according to one version it was the seven sons of Miledh
of Esbain, during the Milesian invasion of Ireland seven or eight millennia ago
or, in another, Niall, ancestor of the O’Neills/Ui Neill, during the Celtic
invasion – a red hand features on the O’Neill coat of arms). Whoever puts
his hand on the shore first gets the land. So one brother takes the handle of
his sword in his left hand, cuts off his right (it is a right hand on the flag),
and throws it onto the shore. It’s called cheating and bloody studip. To do
this feat [surely you mean ‘hand’ – Ed] he was presumably somewhat
ambidextrous, and after it extremely unidextrous. The one saving grace to the
story is that it was a self-inflicted wound; he could have cut off his
competitors’ hands, I suppose, and thrown them away [really, this column is
getting a bit gory – Ed] [Maybe we do have readers in Co Wexford but none that
I know personally – Billy] [So that was really a Gorey remark? – Ed] [Got it
in one (county) – Billy] . But back to what can be learnt about
this mythic manhandling (or handmandling). Some loyalists and assorted Prods
proclaim themselves on the issue. The Norn Iron Prods are really a lost tribe of
Israel, that sort of thing, if that’s the case then they are really lost,
which is presumably why they came to adopt as their Chosen Land a cold, wet
island, or in their case part of a cold, wet island which is really part of a
cold, wet collection of islands? We should be told. The danger about the
‘chosen people’ sort of myth is, well, look at the Middle East today;
Israeli right-wing settlers think they have the God-given right (and obligation)
to take Palestinian land from its owners. It may feel great to be a Chosen
Person but in either the Middle East or Norn Iron it has certain drawbacks. One
is that a Chosen Person may see fit, or then feel it’s their duty, to make
everyone else’s lives a misery. And Judaic prophetic traditions are ignored;
being chosen by God is actually one hell of a responsibility (to coin a phase)
and walking justly is part of the deal or covenant and transgressors should look
out for God’s wrath. This part of the story of the Jews being chosen is never
mentioned by those who adopt their own ‘Chosen People’ myth; they think that
being Chosen means they can do what they like. Not so says the Hebrew bible.
More about this mythology below. Other explanations come from a
heraldic site http://homepage.tinet.ie/~donnaweb/info/article05.html
by Eddie Geoghegan. “The second [explanation] relates to Nuada, king of the
Tuatha Dé Danann, who had his right hand severed by Sreng during a great battle
with the Fomorians. No imperfect man [sure aren’t we all perfect? – Billy]
being allowed to hold the throne, Nuada was forced to abdicate in favour of Bres.
However, a silver hand was fashioned for him and the power of ancient magic was
used to cause flesh and sinew to grow back around the prosthesis. When Bres
died, Nuada again assumed his royal place.” The third explanation is that the
red hand symbol is associated with ”the son of Bolg or Nuadu, the Sun God of
the Celts, and by some accounts the divine progenitor of all Celts. The son was
known as Labraid Lámhdhearg (Labraid of the Red Hand). The association of the
symbolic red hand with the Sun God, therefore makes it an appropriate heraldic
icon.” So pick what mythology you fancy. Even more myth-ological is an
explanation at http://www.anycities.com/jahtruth/uflag.htm
why there is a red hand mounted on a Star of David under a royal crown on the
official ‘Ulster’ flag. “It is because they are NOT gentiles but
Israelites who have lost the knowledge of their true identity and the PROOF is
on the flag.” To summarise a long argument, Judah (Genesis 38:28-30) had twins
including Zarah of the ‘Red-Hand’. Zarah went into exile in Iberia and
latter, oppressed by Babylon and Rome, some Zarahites sailed to Hibernia,
“Hebernia – the Hebrew’s new land” of Ireland. But there’s more:
“Teia Tephi the Queen of Israel and Gibraltar landed at Howth on 18/6/583 B.C.
and travelled to Tara where she married Eochaidh the High King of Ireland on
21/6/583 B.C. Eochaidh was from Judah/Zarah of the “Red-hand” and Teia Tephi
was from the line of David and when they married they sealed the breach caused
hundreds of years previously, when Judah’s twin sons had been born. With their
marriage-union we have the “Red-Hand” mounted on the “Star of David”
under the single Royal Crown, symbolising the union of the two royal lines,
which sprang from Judah.” Goddditttt? Furthermore this explanation tells
us the word ‘British’ is Hebrew in origin meaning “the People of the
Covenant” and the Union Jack flag is called that because it is the flag of the
“Union of Jack-ob Israel” and “Christ’s own personal flag” [I thought
that the Christian message was about there being neither Jew nor gentile –
Ed]. The question is asked of one of God’s chosen peoples, “is it just a
coincidence that under the same mark [the double cross of the Union Flag] [the
doublecross of the Union Flag! Now you’re really getting me – Ed] the
British nation has remained unconquered and free for almost 3000 years?” It
would be remarkable if true but it’s not, the Romans are written off as not
occupying all of Britain or any of Ireland, and 1066 and the Norman invasion of
Britain is not mentioned, I’m sure historians can throw up a few more
counter-facts for the last three millennia, not least the Vikings. ‘Facts’
can prove anything – what comes to mind is Gernot Lennert from Germany at the
WRI Triennial in Dublin in August 2002 humorously ‘proving’ that Ireland is
actually Turkish. And what about the fact that the village where Asterix and
Obelix lived in Gaul held out against the Romans – does that not make the
French a chosen people? Going back to the ‘jahtruth’
website. the people of Southern Ireland aren’t gentiles either but also
Israelites descended from Judah’s brother Dan, the fifth of Jacob/Israel’s
sons [Sure the people of Ireland knew they were a chosen people without all
this! – Ed]. Finally (though not finally if you check out all this mythology)
the Ark of the Covenant is at Tara, Co Meath, a nice touch which goes back
immediately to some people’s beliefs in the 19th century. So there you have
it. Confused? Moi? Sure am. But it certainly makes a good story, I’ll work on
the movie script shortly. I can just see Harrison Ford digging at the Hill of
Tara, and catching some baddies red-handed, in a long line of succession to
those British Israelite fans of the 19th century who didn’t find what they
were looking for at the Hill of Tara. The story of the 1899-1902 botched
British-Israelite excavation at Tara, looking for the Ark of the Covenant, is
told in Mairéad Carew’s “Tara and the Ark of the Covenant”, published
this year, priced €30 (details at www.discoveryprogramme.ie
and click on Publications). But one other comment which needs
making strongly is that this British/Irish Israelite stuff is both racist and
elitist. Racist in that it places one or more ‘chosen’ races above everyone
else. And as the 20th century, and indeed previous centuries showed, this is an
extremely dangerous thing to do because at some point it is going to end in
disaster. But secondly, it is very elitist. So what if Eochaidh and Teia Tephi
got married on 21st June 483 BCE? Good for them, maybe they lived happily ever
after. And doubtless interesting and historical, if it was true. But the idea
that a people are ‘chosen’ two and a half thousand years later because a
royal couple got married is elitist in the extreme. Let me put it straight. I would love
if some of this stuff was true. There are all kinds of linkages in the past that
we don’t know about or are unsure about which are exciting to even consider.
Bob Quinn, Irish language television producer and author of the ‘Atlantean’
book (1986) and films (1984) about Irish culture coming from the Mediterranean,
Middle East and ‘further’ east, has further developed his theory of the
origins of Irish culture in a new book to be launched soon. He reports (‘JMI/Journal
of Music in Ireland’, March/April 2003) “I took examples of Conamara sean-nós
[traditional unaccompanied singing – Ed] as far as Tatarstan (Russian
Federation) and had it recognised by performers there as almost identical to
their own. I played Tatar sean-nós songs to Conamara singers; even they
unanimously declared it to be musically identical to their own.” Jean Yves Bériou
of Barcelona (same reference) in a word of caution says “One can find strong
resemblances between certain Korean and Mongolian melodies, for example, and
certain [Irish] slow airs, without recourse to a theory of influences in one or
other direction”. All sorts of linkages may be
developed in the future, through advanced scientific techniques and cultural and
historical analysis. Every one of us is after all descended from one African
woman tens of thousands of years ago. But even if ‘we’ did have a few
Israeli links in our past, that doesn’t make us a ‘chosen people’ any more
than it makes us Fomorians or Milesians. And even if it did then the implication
of that is a burden to be just and righteous (in the right sense) as much as
anything else. PS If you want a straightforward
guide to flags and emblems in Norn Iron, try CAIN’s “Symbols in Northern
Ireland – Flags used in the region” at http://cain.ulst.ac.uk/images/symbols/flags.htm
Taking offence
It’s all in the branding. Today
the power companies and oil companies, without the credentials to prove it,
proclaim their green and ecological credentials. A photocopier can be proclaimed
‘organic’ presumably because it isn’t as toxic as its ancestors (but
organic plastic?). Anyway, guess who this description is about, from the job ads
in Norn Iron: “X is a large central government department employing both
service and civilian personnel, based in various locations throughout Northern
Ireland. The work activities are diverse, ranging from normal office functions,
through various workshop and stores environments, property management and high
volume catering, to operational training.” They don’t say what the
operational training is. But the organisation in question isn’t the Department
of the Environment or the Driver and Vehicle Testing Agency. It’s the Ministry
of Defence trying to be MODish and describe what it does without describing what
it actually does. Like invade other countries at the USA’s behest. I could
think of some better ads; “Be part of the team that supports the country’s
highly trained killers”, “We bomb the hell out of people better”,
“We’re the people who help put the nUKe into UK”, “Support the USA’s
global aggression”, “Soldier, sailor, air personnel, spy”, “Per ardua ad
haemorrhoids”, “Who dares, spins”, “Making a real killing”, etc. But black is white, lies are truth,
and the Ministry of Defence is really just a Ministry of Love for All Mankind.
Or as the old Peace News sticker sort of went; “Travel to exotic lands, meet
fascinating and interesting people, and kill them.” A trenchant film
I stumbled across it in TV channel
hopping so I don’t know whether the introduction to the 1999 war film ‘The
Trench’ (directed by William Boyd), told viewers that the scene was just
before the start of the Battle of the Somme in the First World War - in which,
despite impressions on gable walls in Belfast, ‘Catholic’ Ireland suffered
as many casualties as ‘Protestant’ Ireland. I suspect the time and place was
left vague; the film wanted you to empathise with the plight of these men and
the knowledge that they were all going to be shot and probably killed would have
been an obstacle to this. All the characters you might expect were there; the
steely sergeant with a real concern for his men underneath, the officer getting
by on whisky, the good-hearted, the brave, the cowards, the fools, they were all
there. And they were all shot as they went ‘over the top’ (judging by the
closing sequence, maybe a few survived wounded but were able to crawl back into
their own trenches). I don’t want to replicate what the
editorial in the last issue of NN (NN 113) said on remembrance. But the idea of
getting into a situation where the sacrifice of these men is ‘remembered’
without a critique of why millions were sent to their deaths by conflicting
imperialisms and nationalisms, is abhorrent. We cannot simply uncritically
admire why all people on the island of Ireland have died in wars. Yes, we need
to remember their sacrifice, and the indirect sacrifice and misery of their
loved ones. But, no, we cannot simply join in a celebration of British
militarism and imperialism which is what a lot of ‘Remembrance’ is about in
this part of the world. And still it goes on, as Iraq ironically shows given
Britain’s imperialist and brutal past in that neck of the woods. Remembrance
yes, militarism no. George B*s* and George B*s*
The tale of two Georges. As is my
wont from time to time, I take two disparate entities and compare them, like
Dublin and Beijing in my Colm many moons ago (in Nonviolent News 88, e.g. Dublin
has lots of Chinese restaurants but 99.8% of restaurants in Beijing could be
considered Chinese, both are capital cities but only one has capital punishment,
etc). This time it’s two Georges, or two George B*s*’s [your Campari Zones
are getting a bit like your Liszts – Ed]. Both have or have had the world at
their feet. Both have had problems with alcohol, one has kicked it entirely and
one still falls off the wagon betimes. Both have received plenty of publicity
recently, neither for the best of reasons. Both are conservative politically but
only one has sent his country to wars. Only one has taken to parading about in
armed forces uniforms. Neither was elected President of the United States by
fair process or popular vote. George Best, arguably one of the
greatest footballers of all time, and a Norn Iron man to boot [very funny –
Ed] was in the news because he took to the alcohol again despite implants to
keep him off, was seen with other women, and split with his wife for a while and
then they got back together again. He looks rather older than his age, not
surprising given he has had a liver transplant due to alcohol abuse. But when he
applied himself in his footballing days he was a great performer and renowned
for dribbling and getting the ball past opponents, as well as shooting at goal.
He can be witty and charming but tolerance for his misdoings has worn thin, even
in Norn Iron. He has got into various scrapes and fights over the years but is
not known to have been responsible for serious injury or death to anyone.
Despite his conservative and sometimes rather reactionary views, his impact on
human rights is negligible. He has never really lived up to his potential as he
preferred the good life of alcohol and philandering to playing good football.
Perhaps you could say he was good at scoring in two senses. George Best is from
a part of one small island but would seem to identify more with a neighbouring
island. George Bush has the job of President
of the United States of America. Tolerance for his misdoings is wearing very
thin indeed, even in the US of A. Eschewing alcohol with which he had a problem
years ago, he has taken a shine to another liquid, the black stuff, oil; he does
anything the oil lobby wants him to do, even to the extent of partly going to
war in Iraq over oil, or plundering Alaskan wilderness, so in a real sense he
has become an oilaholic. He has got into two major wars since getting the job of
President by underhand means; in the last (current?) Iraq war alone he was
responsible to a major degree for well over 10,000 deaths (13,000 in one recent
US study). He never shoots or scores directly; he gets his armed forces to
attempt direct hits, killing thousands of civilians in the process. His ‘war
on terror’ (sick) has arguably sent human rights on a worldwide stage back
decades; his tolerance of the human rights misdeeds of the USA, its allies and
other countries not seen as hostile to the to the USA makes this a much riskier
world than it was for literally billions of people who risk arrest, beatings,
torture and death for standing up to their state and state servants. George Bush is not good at getting
the ball past opponents; in this regard his performances at the UN have been
abysmal. He has never really lived up to his potential, preferring to reward his
pro-Republican cronies and pander to the worst excesses of xenophobia than take
an honest and critical view of US and world needs, e.g. in the USA itself the
plight of the poor is getting steadily worse. George Bush is from the biggest
island in the world, the United States of America, and does not identify with
any other countries or parts of the world, anywhere, except and only when they
do his bidding. Both Georges are deeply flawed
individuals. But one is more a menace to himself and his immediate loved ones
than to anyone else. The other threatens to wreak destruction to the world
militarily and ecologically. So come home George Best, all is forgiven; in a
contest between the Georges, you win hands down. - Well, that is the Best I can do
for now, by George. So I sign off until the December issue. December? Christmas?
Where did the autumn go, nay where did the year go, I just don’t know. See you
soon, your humble scribe, Billy. |